TSAI ON THE BLOCK?!

Binondo (AP) - Are RBK Cobras serious about giving up on Arnold Tsai?

Tsai, a once top prospect and franchise player, is rumored to be on the go after GM Cheng launched an online poll regarding what to do with his top prized free agent pickup last 2004. After posting 2 winning records in 2007 and 2008 thanks largely to the development of Tsai, Cheng is keen on revamping his roster after suffering a disastrous 2009 and a slow start this 2010.

"Unfortunately, ever since I put the guy into the franchise player role, he became extremely confident. It was like Andray Blatche of the NBA. He started become complacent and a liability on defense." Cheng said. After wowing everyone after he signed Tsai to a 7 year contract last 2004, Cheng now looks bad on paper after his team is placed last on the points allowed per game, and there's only one person to blame.

"Obviously when they played zone defense, we seldom see three people inside the lane. There's always one missing. Also during fastbreak defense, we NEVER see him running and hustling on defense. Plus, his offensive production has dipped." an unidentified source revealed. There's also sighting that which no player ever done in the court, like stealing the substitution from your teammate. "Obviously, the guy is now arrogant. But he's gifted with an offensive skills. For sure, there are interested teams that might want his services but I'm not sure if he can fit the bill. GM Cheng has given him the opportunity to shine but now I wonder which GM would give him another shot of being franchise player." another unidentified source said.

GM Cheng has his pair of criticism including his draft day busts, Patrick Cheng and Ericson Ty. He made up his reputation by signing Tsai to a multi-year contract and signed defensive stopper Jose Peewa Abrencillo also to a multi-year contract. His patience paid off as these two players have blossomed into great players. Lim evolved into a natural point guard and Chan has become one of the deadliest shooters of all time. "I think without a doubt that if I picked great players like Enriquez, Dy or anybody, these people would not have been exposed and developed into great players." Cheng said.

Now, he's ready to break the bond between him and Tsai.

"It's about winning. Fans made it clear that they're not happy with the way he's performing. Another good thing is that he already has an expiring contract. Trading him to Quackies for low profile players such as Michael Avelino or potpot makes sense before splashing to next year's free agent class." Cheng added.

One thing's for sure. Tsai would surely add offensive firepower to the team he will be dealt to. But, defensively, there's a slight problem.

For now.

Cobras Snap Skid! Dealt Panots First Loss!

YMCA(AP)- If Aries Enriquez is the answer for the Cobrs, GM Cheng, please sign the latter for the rest of the season.

Enriquez, the former starting guard of the disbanded Campers, showned brightly on both ends of the court to power Cobras to a scintillating 140-122 trashing of the rusty Ponry Panots. Buckled by the absence of Mr. Chawi due to injury, Enriquez used his speed and clutch outside shooting to help Cobras end their worst 4 game skid. "Probably, he could have played better but there's no use to use his entire arsenal since the opponent was rusty plus the fact that their starting guard was out due to injury. He played great and the rest of us followed." Kent said.

"He might be the best player on the other side. He changed speed, distributed the ball and shot well. There's nothing we could ask for." Jasper Chu said. In a physical game that saw 2 injuries, it was Chu, who was labeled the dirtiest player of the league, struck first. He elbowed Gerald Abrencillo in the stomach, which the latter reacted by falling to the floor hard. "I think that play ignited us." Enriquez said.

The following possession saw Mr. Chawi dislocated his right arm. Chawi was then rushed to the hospital for precautionary reasons, leaving Chu and Mr. Beanpole to carry the offensive load. "That play left us dumbfounded. We preserved Chawi off the bench so that he can have the energy to lead our team but unfortunately injured on the ensuing play." Chu said. With Cobras firing on all cylinders, Panots were left wondering what hit them as a 60-52 halftime deficit was ballooned into a huge 86-62 hole. "We just fired away. Lim and Chan was hitting their outside shots. Tsai and Peewa during their best inside the lane and Gerald was playing heads-up basketball." Enriquez said. Cobras were playing so well that they didn't even need the scoring of Michael Kent, who finished with just 13 points.

"Kudos to the team. They played well. Actually we played inspired basketball." Kent said. Inspired could be the perfect word as Chan played against Jasper Chu, the textmate of Crestine Cu, the latest victim of Chan. "Whenever we saw those two going at each other, it's like david vs goliath. Cyempre si Django ang goliath natalo kasi nyahahaha!!" Tsai quipped. As for Kent, he got a preview of facing Guchuico as Panots paraded an alien look-alike of Ericson Guchuico. "No comment. As long as the team wins, it's fine with me." Kent answered.

Notes: In a KARMA bizarre story, Kent and Chan was joking around during a substitution. Kent was kidding Chan about Crestine then suddenly Mr. Kelbinson Keh, ms Giodano Berua, Ms. Grace Chong and an unidentified alien crossed the upper box of YMCA. For those people who don't know these persons, these are the close friends of Sheila Gaw. Not once, but twice. In another bizarre BWAKAW story, Tsai INAGAWAN SI CHAN NG PLAYING TIME!! As Chan was ready to field back in, Tsai ran toward the court to take the place of Chan, leaving Chan at the bench for another 20 minutes. Again, in any league, no stupid crazy idiotic mammal would ever do this action. That just proves that Tsai is a SUPER BWAKAW!!

Fans of Cobras, good news! Sick and tired of Arnold Tsai? GM Cheng has released an online poll in this website titled "Should Tsai stay or go?" This is in response to several fans and even TEAMMATES complaining that Tsai is a lazy mammal. Should Tsai stay or go? RBK Cobras is now re-evaluating their current roster and Tsai had been linked to the rumors for almost a year. Please go to http://rbkcobras.blogspot.com and look at the upper right corner. Vote wisely. My vote? YES!!! HE SHOULD GO!!! NYAHAHAHA